Friday Night Whites. Introducing the Caucasians All-Over Print Football Jersey: official Freeze the Comedian merch for people who talk like they're going pro but get winded walking up the stadium stairs, like he does. Featuring Freeze's signature Caucasians parody design in an all-over print, this jersey brings big-game energy so you can show off your corn dog throating skills at Buffalo Wild Wings. Perfect for yelling at referees who absolutely cannot hear you, the jersey's even come pre-sauced so no one judges you for dripping onto your gut. Whether you're calling plays from the couch or reliving that one touchdown you scored in seventh grade, this jersey lets everybody know you're part of the team. Suit up. Talk shit. Pass the corn dogs. About the Jersey 100% polyester Heavyweight tricot mesh fabric (7.23 oz./yd² / 245 g/m²) Loose, comfortable fit Heavy ribbed collar Side slits for easier movement Breathable, moisture-wicking material OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified fabric Blank product materials sourced from China Fit Warning: This jersey has a loose fit. If your measurements fall between sizes, order the smaller size. Care Instructions: Wash cold. Tumble dry low. About Freeze Freeze is an Austin-based stand-up comedian who's performed at SXSW, Cap City Comedy Club, and The Vulcan, and has been featured on KUT/NPR Austin.