Nothing says American pride like drinking overpriced coffee out of a mug celebrating our nation's proudest tradition: battered meat. Introducing the Caucasians Coffee Mug : official Freeze the Comedian merch for people who like their coffee strong and black. But also those who mix in lots of cream. Featuring Freeze's signature parody logo, complete with corn dogs where the feathers used to be. Finally, a coffee mug that celebrates the culture that gave us mayonnaise, cargo shorts, and calling the police because somebody parked on the street. Perfect for your morning coffee while judging your coworkers during another meeting that could've been an email. Sip it proudly. About the Mug Durable ceramic construction Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes Colorful rim, handle, and interior 11 oz: 3.79″ tall × 3.25″ diameter 15 oz: 4.69″ tall × 3.35″ diameter Care Instructions: Treat it like your favorite coffee mug. You break it, you buy it again. About Freeze The Comedian Freeze is an Austin-based stand-up comedian who's performed at SXSW, Cap City Comedy Club, and The Vulcan, and has been featured on KUT/NPR Austin.