Who says you can't look hot while representing the whitest campaign in American history? Introducing the Caucasians Women's Racerback Tank : official Freeze the Comedian merch for ladies who like their outfits fitted, their drinks cold, and their humor wildly inappropriate. Featuring Freeze's signature parody logo, complete with corn dogs where the feathers used to be. Because nothing says cultural pride quite like deep-fried meat on a stick. Ketchup optional. Perfect for goat yoga, lake days, and making your relatives uncomfortable at Thanksgiving. Wear it proudly. Show a little shoulder. About the Tank Soft, lightweight, breathable jersey fabric 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester Flattering fitted silhouette Scoop neckline and racerback design Matching self-binding seams for a clean finish Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd² (113.4 g/m²) Blank product sourced from Honduras Care Instructions: Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don't fuck it up. About Freeze The Comedian Freeze is an Austin-based stand-up comedian who's performed at SXSW, Cap City Comedy Club, and The Vulcan, and has been featured on KUT/NPR Austin.