The official merch of Austin's most unapologetic comedian.
Inspired by the rich tradition of being really, really white - the Caucasians 2026 tee features Freeze the Comedian's signature parody logo with corn dogs standing proud where the feathers used to be. Because if you're going to have a mascot, it should at least be honest.

As seen at SXSW, Cap City Comedy Club, The Vulcan, and Heavy Hitters. As featured in KUT / NPR Austin.

Wash cold. Tumble dry. Don't fuck it up.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.