Hook 'Em Horns and pass the mayo. Texas-sized attitude meets questionable athletic ability. Introducing the Offical Freeze The Comedian Texas Basketball Jersey: inspired by the Golden Child of Austin. Whether you're shooting threes, shooting tequila, or shooting your mouth off, this jersey lets everybody know you represent! Featuring Freeze's signature parody design with enough burnt orange swagger to make you feel like a starter; even if your last athletic achievement was carrying all the groceries inside in one trip.. which is a feat even Freeze The Comedian cannot accomplish. Built with heavyweight breathable mesh, moisture-wicking fabric, and a comfortable unisex fit, it's ready for pickup games, comedy shows, tailgates, and aggressively celebrating from the couch. Play hard. Talk shit. Eat Shit. Whatever. About the Jersey 100% polyester Heavyweight tricot mesh fabric (7.2 oz./yd² / 245 g/m²) Unisex regular fit Moisture-wicking material Heavy ribbing around the collar and armholes OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified fabric Blank product materials sourced from China Care Instructions: Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don't fuck it up. About Freeze The Comedian Freeze is an Austin-based stand-up comedian who's performed at SXSW, Cap City Comedy Club, and The Vulcan, and has been featured on KUT/NPR Austin. Independent parody merchandise. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the University of Texas or its athletic programs.